samueloser:

hes-no-good-to-me-dead:

brazilianheartamericansoul:

• Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didnt want to marry someone she didn’t love
• Snow White cleaned and cared for them and wasn’t sleeping with them
• Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become a real boy
• Robin hood stole from the rich that were stealing from the poor via taxes
• Tarzan was raised by fucking apes
• Sleeping beauty was in a coma and only the kiss from her true love could bring her to life
• Cinderella was a slave

Don’t try to use my childhood to justify you being a whore

YES!

packed with ACTION! it could have turned into a movie or something?..

well i think i was a pig in the beginning. Along with two or three more pigs, we were trying to steal these people’s bicycles from their living-room in the middle of the night, while they were asleep. we got caught in action so, me and my piggy buddies busted through their wall. 

Later on, i was in the woods with my piggy buddies (it looked like the woods from the twilight movie @___@). We all are peddling as fast as we can through the woods and before i even knew it, we were all being chased by cops (they were in their cars). While the speed chased happened, all of us were humans.

The woods turned into an old corn field and managed to escape the cops. Now the FBI were trying to find us. I guess because the other people changed their identities (they didn’t look the same and had different names yet, i still called they by their true name). I DON’T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW!

I dont remember much of it after that. But i do know more crazy shit happened.

ascensionawareness:

So worth sharing. Lol (Taken with Instagram)

pharaohnorman:

THUG 4 LIFE!

drinking coffee in a motherfucking santa cup after 10pm because i can

on Tumblr…. during CLASS!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!!!! >:)

FUCK DA POLICE!