current emotion: 20% battery
when someone asks me what kind of music i like
Fav YouTuber ♡♡
When twins give haircuts
bus starts moving and you havent sat down yet
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
If you wanna talk about my weight here’s an advice: don’t or I’ll stab you with a cactus
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that